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Thread: Revenge is sweet! Prepare the tubes for a shot!

  1. #61
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    Oh Crap!

    This is like deja vu all over again. But backwards.

    Okay. I have the coast watchers standing by in their towers; got a couple of scope dopes watching the ether; a small cadre of my old SERE instructor buddies standing by to interrogate all delivery and/or freight type prisoners; and my two best security types (Archie & Marlowe) are walking post at the end of the drivew err, runway.

    Any chance of slipping me the IFF code so I can give my crew advance warning of the impending DOOM.

    Doom I say. Doom!

    Dunno what all you old spinsters are up to, but I'm game. Lemme guess.

    You're too cheap (and smart) to send me one of those baby poop mustard latherizers. You're unaware that I need a fifth of Gordon's gin every day - for medicinal purposes mind you, so it won't be that. Ahhh, got it! You're sending me some White Iron Ice Cream! Cool. I'm fresh out of that species.

    Ground Zero - Manned and Ready. Condition Yoke set throughout the ship. Aye!
    Only the Blue Roads

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    Ken

    So much to learn, so little time.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt Fuller
    I could swear I heard a wooooooosh type sound when I went out to feed the dog.
    Maybe what you heard was John M.'s toilet getting rid of "said water".

  4. What's going on with this, it says March 17th and it is still "IN Transit"....what, did FedEx hire a mule team or something..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan
    What's going on with this, it says March 17th and it is still "IN Transit"....what, did FedEx hire a mule team or something..?
    LMAO!!! (Knee slap)

    George

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    i feel like a mushroom this go-round??????
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    Yeah Tod, and the bad part about that is not being kept in the dark. It's the food that sucks.
    Good, Fast, Cheap--Pick two.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by tod evans
    i feel like a mushroom this go-round??????
    "THIS" time....?

    I was in the dark the last time too!

    "Food sucks...." hey that is funny Cecil

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    [quote=Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan
    I was in the dark the last time too!

    [/quote]

    Hah! Story of my life! I'm downright positive that in the "next" one, I'll be back in the form of a mushroom!!!
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    It is obvious I am not a Turner.....I don't even understtand the lingo
    "All great work starts with love .... then it is no longer work"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Singer
    It is obvious I am not a Turner.....I don't even understtand the lingo
    Perhaps not but you are BONKERS so you are always welcome

    Dave Fried
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    Quote Originally Posted by tod evans
    i feel like a mushroom this go-round??????
    Yeah, well imagine how I feel knowing that when (and if) the mule team arrives I'll be part of the mushroom cloud.
    Only the Blue Roads

  13. Quote Originally Posted by Andy Hoyt
    Yeah, well imagine how I feel knowing that when (and if) the mule team arrives I'll be partof the mushroom cloud.
    Let me guess, is that some new spicy minty spiked adult icecream you have come up with...?

    Ever try Wasabi icecream....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan
    Let me guess, is that some new spicy minty spiked adult icecream you have come up with...?

    Ever try Wasabi icecream....
    Say it isn't so! Love it on Sushi, but really . . .
    Good, Fast, Cheap--Pick two.

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    I just walked in from a week with a sick FIL up in Canada and can only say ... It's a dang good thing that they don't let old flatulent spinny guys play with real explosives!
    Glenn Clabo
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