Mayo vs Mustard

[tod evans]

If you add banannas and fry it in butter in the frying pan it's especially good!

eewwwww not with coffee.....

[Bob Childress]

Depends on the sandwich. Mustard on ham or brats, mayo on most else. Dukes mayo, of course. No real southerner would be caught eating any other kind of mayo.

Either way, you don't have to worry too much about dust collection.

[Ian Barley]

Marmite. (and this bit is because apparently marmite is not a sufficiently long and descriptive answer to qualify as a response. It is of course. In fact Marmite is a very valid answer to many of lifes main questions. It seems a shame that when a perfect and self conatined answer can be produced in only seven letters, that the technical ramifications of making that perfect and self contained answer, using technology available in the early years of the twenty first century, mean that a meaningless and overly verbose rider has to be included, even if parenthetically, in order to match some arbitrary minimum length of response)

[Kyle Kraft]

Mayo and mustard on the turkey sandwich...the best of both worlds!!

[Art Mulder]

I like em all, but my standard now is the exotic Kiwi fruit!!

Err, since when is Kiwi exotic? I've been eating Kiwi's here in Canada for at least 15 years. I admit they weren't around in the early 80's, but are now pretty common.

I have a coworker here who is a kiwi, (ie: from NZ) and he eats the skin even. Just buffs them a bit on his sleeve and bites into it. I've tried it, and it's not that bad, but I think I'll stick with a knife and spoon.


But to address Don... Both! White or rye bread, some mayo, some smoked ham or pastrami, a thin slice of cheese and a few dabs of mustard. If the fridge cooperates, a slice of crisp lettuce is nice. But if not, you can even dab on a spoonfull of relish if the mood strikes.

Voila!

[Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan]

Err, since when is Kiwi exotic? I've been eating Kiwi's here in Canada for at least 15 years. I admit they weren't around in the early 80's, but are now pretty common.

Geez Art, let me have my little fantasies eh?

[Glenn Clabo]

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man

The Beatles

[Dennis Peacock]

It's mustard on my sammich and my shop!!!!!

[Frank Fusco]

Depends on sandwich. Pastrami, sasuage, mustard. Burgers, mayo.

[Wes Bischel]

Miracle Whip

Me too - it's best on grilled cheese!

Wes

[Cecil Arnold]

Marmite. (and this bit is because apparently marmite is not a sufficiently long and descriptive answer to qualify as a response. It is of course. In fact Marmite is a very valid answer to many of lifes main questions. It seems a shame that when a perfect and self conatined answer can be produced in only seven letters, that the technical ramifications of making that perfect and self contained answer, using technology available in the early years of the twenty first century, mean that a meaningless and overly verbose rider has to be included, even if parenthetically, in order to match some arbitrary minimum length of response)

Ian, you're a nice fellow, but I need to remind you that we have outlawed Marmite on this side of the ocean. Gastly tasting stuff IMHO.

Mustard on my brats, ham & cheese and in the shop, but mayo on burgers and some other things.

[Scott Donley]

Marmite. (and this bit is because apparently marmite is not a sufficiently long and descriptive answer to qualify as a response. It is of course. In fact Marmite is a very valid answer to many of lifes main questions. It seems a shame that when a perfect and self conatined answer can be produced in only seven letters, that the technical ramifications of making that perfect and self contained answer, using technology available in the early years of the twenty first century, mean that a meaningless and overly verbose rider has to be included, even if parenthetically, in order to match some arbitrary minimum length of response)

Marmite????

[Cliff Rohrabacher]

Depends on the sandwitch:
Mustard for Turkey or chicken sandwitches

Mayo for those marvelous summer delights inch thick slices of Home made bread and inch thick tomato slices - yum

Then there are other things like lobster salad sandwitches that have may already in it.

[Jim Becker]

With chicken fingers...it's BOTH...combined with a little honey for good measure.

[Al Willits]

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eewwwww not with coffee.....
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Of course not silly, everybody knows you eat them with milk....

Mayo on peanutbutter, mustard on hot dogs.
Horse radish on everything else...

Al