LOL! Curt, you're my hero.
I have similar thoughts every time I open an instruction manual. Fifteen pages of warnings (in at least three languages) about how many ways you can die by using the unit followed by two pages of actual instruction... usually nothing more than "to turn on the unit flip the power switch to the 'up' position". Duh.
Do we really need to be told that ingesting any part of a power tool might be detrimental to our health????? Whatever happened to common sense?
Sorry for the OT rant. Now, back to the topic at hand...
1,372 miles south of Steve Schlumpf, 525 miles west of that Burns fellow.
Never, under ANY circumstance, make the last cut!