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A little morning wood humor
O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and
all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling
it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he
went to confession to repent.
"Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and
I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those
years," he told the priest.
"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make
a Novena?"
O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got
the lumber."
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the thread title or the joke....
nyuk nyuk nyuk
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I vote for the title being much funnier
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Alexis de Tocqueville
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
C. S. Lewis
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Well I'm just glad the title wasn't ALOT of morning wood humor. Nice to know he's not a bragger.
Last edited by Chuck Lenz; 08-10-2007 at 2:25 PM.
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Gives a whole new meaning to woodworkerOriginally Posted by Chuck Lenz
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Can you get splinters for "working" with morning wood?
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