In honor of stupid people.....

[Dennis Peacock]

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is
doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.

<b>On a Sears hairdryer:</b> Do not use while sleeping.

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).


<B>On a bag of Fritos:</b> You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?


<b>On a bar of Dial soap:</b> "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)


<b>On some Swanson frozen dinners:</b> "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


<b>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):</b> "Do not
turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


<b>On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding:</b> "Product will be hot after
heating."

(...and you thought????...)


<b>On packaging for a Rowenta iron:</b> "Do not iron clothes on
body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?


<b>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:</b> "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)


<b>On Nytol Sleep Aid:</b> "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and..I'm taking this because???....)


<b>On most brands of Christmas lights:</b> "For indoor or outdoor
use only."

(as opposed to...what)?


<b>On a Japanese food processor:</b> "Not to be used for the other
use"

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)


<b>On Sainsbury's peanuts:</b> "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)


<b>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:</b> "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


<b>On a child's superman costume:</b> "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)


<b>On a Swedish chainsaw:</b> "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals."

(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now....can YOU find any and post them?

[Jason Roehl]

After removing the plastic wrap from a bag of microwave popcorn, under the two flaps it read, "1. Remove plastic wrap"

How would I know to do this without first removing the plastic wrap??

[Ted Shrader]

Why is there Braille on ATMs?

1. Drive up ones - go figure????

2. Walk up ones - sort of makes sense to allow access to everybody. But - how do you read the screen in order to know which button to touch?

As one one who has a hereditary eye disease, but can still see, I take note of stuff like this.

Ted

[Don Abele]

Ted, not sure about the drive-up ones...the thought is scarey. As for the walk-up ones, they have headphone jacks on them so you can hear them (though I don't know what they say)...hmmm...maybe I'll take a listen...

Be well,

Doc

[John Miliunas]

...And I love the manuals with some of the larger tools, which may come crated to you. There, deep in the bowels of the packaging, lies the manual. Page 1: How to uncrate your (insert tool here).

[Dennis Peacock]

...And I love the manuals with some of the larger tools, which may come crated to you. There, deep in the bowels of the packaging, lies the manual. Page 1: How to uncrate your (insert tool here).

LOL!!!!! Good one John..!!!

[Rob Littleton]

the sad thing is most of those stores are from my homeland....

Ah, thanks Dennis, thats why I got the heck outta there :-)

[Charles McKinley]

McFeely cartoon with screws in it mouth while putting stuff togeather.

disclaimer at the bottom: Professional cariture never put screws in mouth.

[Chris Padilla]

A 'classic' is the sunshield we like to put in our cars during the hot months:

Do not drive with sunscreen in the windshield.

[Terry Hatfield]

Good job guys!!! These are too funny. I gotta pay more attention to the OT forum.

t

[Richard McComas]

Good stuff Dennis, I once heard of a label on a wheelbarrow that said "not for highway use"

[David LaRue]

A quote from the Delta instruction manual
“ USE EXTRA CARE when cleaning stairs”

Yup looks like a big vacuum to me too.