Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright??

[Dennis Peacock]

<B>Hello, is this the FBI?"</b>
"Yes. What do you want?"

<b>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood."</b>
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left..

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

<b>"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"</b>
<i>"Yeah!"</i>
<b>"Did they chop up your firewood?"</b>
<i>"Yep."</I>
<B>"Merry Christmas Buddy!!"</B>

[Rob Bourgeois]

Funny one..


About Thanksgiving I picked up a cord and half of a cut down pecan. Think someone can call them and have them come split it before next winter.

[Daniel Rabinovitz]

That's a hoot!

Daniel