LOL Ken!!!!!! The wife whacks come in the shape of a frying pan up'side the head.
Well....I "can" maintain my redneck status 'cause the do have some herbal snuff on the market this is tobacco free, called "Smokey Mountain Wintergreen". That way I can at least "look" like I'm holding my redneck status.
John will have to come down here and we'll go to the "Payton Creek Catfish House" and eat off the buffet......They serve Frog Legs and such on Friday / Saturday nights.