Y'all seem to be more fun than some other forums, so I'll start it here, with apology to Jeff Foxworthy.
You might be a woodturner if:
Your clean clothes fresh from the clothes dryer have (clean and dry) wood shavings in the pockets.
Your dirty hair brush contains a few hairs and a lot of wood chips.
Your shower drain is clogged with wood chips.
Your pickup has oversize brakes and a quick-release mount for your chain saw.
Your pickup will automatically drive itself toward the sound of a distant chain saw.
The largest landscaping feature of your home is a stack of logs of various species.
And some more like that.