i'd like your thoughts on this situation. i am particularly interested to hear from the dogs owners out there, as we do not own any animals.
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we have a neighbor whose dog likes to use our backyard for his toilet.
i don’t like this for several reasons;
- if i really liked to clean up doggie-doo, i'd get my own dog.
- i don't like doggie-doo killing my grass.
- most importantly, i don't want my two young daughters playing in a dog's toilet.
so, we called to complain - twice.
the first time got us an apology and a promise to 're-adjust' their electric fence.
the second time got us a very cold response. no apology. no promise to 'fix' the fence.
this was after having cleaned up eight piles of doggie-doo in a two week period.
i caught him in my yard one saturday. the neighbors were gone for the entire day. the dog was left in the yard all day. this happens often. i spent ten minutes chasing him out of my yard. finally, i went inside and called animal control. they were closed, so i called the sheriff's office to file a complaint.
in the time that it took the cruiser to arrive, another neighbor down the road saw what was going on and he ran all over the neighborhood chasing the dog to try to get him back in the yard. he is good friends with the dog owners. he was still outside when the cruiser pulled up to talk to me. the officer went down and knocked on the dog owner's door. no answer. he told me that he left them a note and that i should follow up with animal control on monday.
after i finished mowing the lawn, and had time to cool down, i called the dog owner's and left them a message about what had happened. i told than that i had called the sheriff and that i was calling animal control on monday. i told them that it was apparent that they didn't care what their dog was up to while they were away, so i was not going to waste any more time talking to them. i told them that i would just call animal control or the sheriff if it happened again.
a few evenings later, i am working out in the yard and the 'missus' flies up the street on her broom. she is yelling at me and wagging her finger at me and telling me off for calling the law and for leaving them a 'nasty message'. she tells me that if i didn't want to live around people that had dogs, i shouldn't have moved into a residential neighborhood. she also told me that if i didn't want dogs in my yard, i should put up a fence.
i didn't know whether to laugh, or knock her teeth out.
in a rather uncharacteristic performance, i managed to keep my cool and explain to her that the whole situation was her fault for not controlling her animal, in the first place. all she could see was that i had called the sheriff and animal control. she couldn't make one move backwards in her thought process to understand WHY i had called the sheriff and animal control.
she made a few more equally ludicrous comments.
i responded in a cool-headed manner and again explained that this was all her fault.
this wasn't getting anywhere. it became obvious that i was arguing with a two year-old. before long, she started cussing and name calling. at which point, i told her to "go home" and resumed my yard work.
for the next few weeks, every time the dog was out, it was on a leash.
lately, the leash has disappeared. the dog has been outside, unattended all day on several occasions. the last time i mowed the lawn, i found another present. my wife convinced me NOT to call animal control, since it had been a long time since the last incident. reluctantly, i gave in to her request.
so, what's a poor guy to do?
do i keep calling animal control and waiting three days for them to come out? that's what happened last time.
do i keep calling the sheriff? i hate the thought of this. i know they have better things to do with their time.
do i just resign myself and carry a 'pooper scooper' with me every time i mow the lawn?
do i scour the yard and remove doggie-doo every night before i let my children play in their own back yard?
my wife has already told me that i am not allowed to purchase a dillon M134 gatling gun, so any equally violent solutions will likely meet with the same scowl.
i am open to any constructive suggestions (flaming paper bags full of doggie-doo left on door steps are not constructive suggestions).