This is not nearly as bad as getting ones tires slashed and not in a finacial position to just get new ones.
Ever wonder what happens when the drain valve opens up on your water heater? I knocked a plastic jug of water off of the dryer as I was going out to my shop. It hit the PVC drain valve on the 82 gallon water heater. I suddenly had scalding hot water gushing out. One cannot put one's finger in the hole. It is about 180 dg. I had no dowels to jam in it. So it was towels and the shop vac. The kitchen floor is buckeling and the shop now has a mopped floor.
The next job was to get out the brokern theads from the inside of the drain. Not one inside pipe wrench or nipple extractor that would fit to be found in Jacksonville, FL. I used a hacksaw blade to saw almost to the threads and one or two hits with a screw driver and hammer loosened up things to use a needle nose vice grips to get it out. Now to find a BRASS drain valve.