I had a buddy in Florida who pitched in the minors. He could throw a 95mph fastball, but had control issues. He's like 60 now, but can still toss one in the mid-80s.
The balls hiss as they approach. Scary stuff. (Especially when you're batting vs. someone you know has "control issues.")
I should really take up batting practice again. Five bucks and half an hour for the best stress relief ever. It's the right weather for it, too...
Deflation: When I was a kid, an E-ticket meant I was about to go on the ride of my life. Today, an E-ticket means a miserable ride.