Table saws are not the only way to lose fingers. Last week, my sister was out walking her dog (named Wolf appropriately enough). While passing along a fence, another dog (named Charley) inside the fence decides he doesn't much care for Wolf. Feeling being mutual, Wolf and Charley go at it and get their mouths locked together through an opening in the fence. Sister, in a classically bad move, reaches down to try and separate the dogs. She says she isn't sure which dog did it, but one of dogs bites OFF two of her fingers at the first joint. Just like that! Bam, gone. Not just bitten, not hanging by some skin but GONE. She remained calm and says it didn't hurt at the time. Pain came later after a trip to the ER. Never did find the ends of her fingers. Says she doesn't really mind, it won't affect her golf swing. I'm guessing she is handling it better than I would.