What you are looking for, doesn't exist. You want something lasered into it, but don't want to buy a laser or sub out the laser work. Your thread title was "Best way to make this". The best way is a laser. So let's go with the cheapest way to make that.
A stencil and a can of spray paint. You can have stencils made or buy a vinyl plotter and make the stencils yourself.
Branding isn't going to work. You'll spend a small fortune on custom brands and you'll have to buy a brand every time someone wants something you don't have.
Polyester stencil, a Chinese plotter, and spray paint.
Lasers : Trotec Speedy 300 75W, Trotec Speedy 300 80W, Galvo Fiber Laser 20W
Printers : Mimaki UJF-6042 UV Flatbed Printer , HP Designjet L26500 61" Wide Format Latex Printer, Summa S140-T 48" Vinyl Plotter
Router : ShopBot 48" x 96" CNC Router Rotary Engravers : (2) Xenetech XOT 16 x 25 Rotary Engravers
Real name Steve but that name was taken on the forum. Used Middle name. Call me Steve or Scott, doesn't matter.