Crescent Wrench: Certainly, the most "talked to" tool in the bucket. Also widely known as a "sonofab!tch". The mechanical equivalent of using your fist as a studfinder... yep, its jelly... no, we aint goin to no dam hospital!!!

Biscuit Joiner: Just like that dusty, unopened, 5 yr old box of Bisquick sitting in the back of the larder... I aint gonna open it... can't throw it away though!!!???

Utility Knife: The sharpest tool known to the common shop ape. Also the least respected tool in the shop. I can't count the number of times I've been bled by one of these little devils. They'll cut to ribbons anything it comes in the slightest contact with. Anything, that is, except the work at hand... whoa!... watch the hand!!!!!