I admit that I tied essential oils with hippies and thought the whole thing to be a bit farcical. I still hate patchouli (Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate them too.), but I have discovered essential oil vaporizers, and they make wood essential oils! As I write this, I am surrounded by the aroma of cedar and rosewood wafting from my essential oil vaporizer. Oh my gosh, I can now dream of woodworking in smell-o-vision.

Seriously, guys, these essential oil thingies may be worth having. Just don't burn patchouli in them- it attracts hippies.

With good humor and apologies to my many hippie friends.