Well, our garbage disposer finally bit the dust. Leaking all over the place.

Anyone have any recommendations for a replacement? SWMBO's priorities are:

1. The ability to instantly reduce anything - including steel cable - to a fine powder, without clogging.

2. It needs to be quiet. Vewy, vewy quiet.

My priorities:

1. Reasonably priced.

2. I'd prefer if it installed itself, or at least came with discount coupons to the neurosurgeon (for the inevitable back injury).

Any thoughts?