If wishes were horses, we'd all shovel S**t.
(mine)
It is what it is.
Has anyone said "Measure twice-cut once" ?
Too much no good, plenty alright.
My father always said this when I got too insistent.
Hey! Watch this!
"It'll last a lifetime if you die when you're supposed to."
Arval Woody, Master Chairmaker, Spruce Pine, NC
can't fix stupid, Ron White
Live your life so that when you get up each morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up!"
Man, despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication and many accomplishments, owes his existence to six inches of topsoil and the fact that it rains. --Anon.
God is usually on the side of the heavy artillery. --from WWII
Last edited by Richard M. Wolfe; 05-14-2009 at 11:41 PM.
And now for something completely different....
OK, this may be a repeat, but I like it.
Ignorance can be cured with education,
but stupid is to the bone.
Best Regards, Ken
Problems are really oppotunities in disguise.
Happy Wife - Happy Life - Jeff Allen
Jack Nicholson from the Bucket List - Never Pass a bathroom, etc.
"Do ... or Do Not ........ There is no try" .
Master Yoda
"Can't nerver could do nothing"
Grandpa
"I'd Rather Have a Gun and not need it, than need a Gun and not have it"
Ted Nudgent
Do..or Do not ... There is no try