Favorite sayings about life? Please contribute.

[Belinda Barfield]

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence; true friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks and adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." --George Washington

[Clancy Courtney]

All things, good and bad come to an end.

[David Peterson]

"What would you do if you knew you could not fail?" - Robert Shuller

[Joerg Bullmann]

"One day more is one day less." -- Hanns Dieter Huesch (I think)

[hank dekeyser]

If I had your money I could afford to throw mine away
If I had half a mind - what was the question
When in doubt, mumble
If you dont know what you're talking about, talk louder
Dont beleive anything you hear and only half of what you see
I only do what the voices tell me to
If I had everything, where would I put it?
bumper sticker of the day- All men are idiots, and I married their king

[Belinda Barfield]

Some people say if you love something, set it free . . . I say if you love something lock it in a basement and feed it through a slot until it loves you back. - "Joy" Hot in Cleveland (tv show - yeah, I know . . . not the best source of wisdom, but funny)

Everything's different and it's different every day. - Goose Creek Symphony

[Bryan Morgan]

"Those who sow in flames, in ashes they shall reap"

[Harry Hagan]

"Enough of the silly questions."

[Brian Kent]

Life is like a piece of wood. The more you polish it gets.

People are like turtles. It only sticks its neck out moves ahead.

[Jake Helmboldt]

Only boring people are bored.... (my mom's favorite)

Bonnie, are you my sister? I heard the "boring" comment from my mom too many times.

Eventually an ape banging on a piano will strike a chord. - unknown

[Belinda Barfield]

Your train of thought has derailed due to empty boxcars. - unknown

[dave toney]

"Most congressmen are so dumb they couldn't pour sand out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel."
Dave

[George Beck]

"If you are the only one who can't see the crazy person on the bus: It's you!"

[David Weaver]

There was a fabulous one yesterday in the HT forum on choosing a spouse:

"measure twice, make a mistake anyway"

[Joe Angrisani]

Here's one for Tony Bilello and others like us.....

"Life's a reach, then you gybe."