First I think this should be a running commentary on silly things we do, so we can keep it going. A place to make fellow woodworkers chuckle a bit, and maybe not do the same thing in the future. I am on other forums like "Turbobricks" that have ever running threads, and they are fun to check in on.
I'll Start.....
Today I was setting up my Panel Router for some cabinet work and was checking my depth on a piece of scrap. It was a small piece so I had to hold it close to the center. I got it where I wanted and hit the air clamps.
Never put your thumb under an air clamp! They hold pretty good..........
Larry