Bingo!
(Alan's = .091") Plates together are 0.123 -- 0.033 oversize! That number is familiar
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The plate that affects my KISS calibration. 0.130 thick, upper dimension is 0.053.
(Alan's = 0.133 +/- 0.001" and 0.044" +/- 0.001) That means the offset is 0.077, not the 0.090!
(Alan's= 0.089")
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The other plate is 0.133 thick, upper dimension is 0.069 -- offset is 0.064.
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Quick visual check shows the backside is machined the same so I can't just flip them around for now.
Phew...I'm not crazy!
(Unless I mis-measured...wouldn't be the first.)