...you read this entire thread again every time it
pops back up.
...you read this entire thread again every time it
pops back up.
If you know how to pronounce "cyanoacrylate" you're probably a woodturner.
Russell Neyman.
Writer - Woodworker - Historian
Instructor: The Woodturning Experience
Puget Sound, Washington State
"Outside of a dog, there's nothing better than a good book; inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
...if your nickname was once "Chip", but now it's "Curly".
Some good posts......I've done or experience or even thought almost every single done.
Thanks & Happy Wood Chips,
Dennis -
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....DEBT is nothing more than yesterday's spending taken from tomorrow's income.
You know your a woodturner when you reserve a garbage can for the too nice to burn firewood that you will get to some day.
...or when you spend an entire weekend cutting out dry rot from your porch eaves, the a few days later turn a "spalted" bowl and call it beautiful.
(I bet this one will need to sink in for a few minutes.)
Russell Neyman.
Writer - Woodworker - Historian
Instructor: The Woodturning Experience
Puget Sound, Washington State
"Outside of a dog, there's nothing better than a good book; inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
You know you're a woodturner if you have a great-looking woodpile. (Forwarded to me by one of the guys from Woodturners Around the Globe)
Russell Neyman.
Writer - Woodworker - Historian
Instructor: The Woodturning Experience
Puget Sound, Washington State
"Outside of a dog, there's nothing better than a good book; inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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Russell Neyman.
Writer - Woodworker - Historian
Instructor: The Woodturning Experience
Puget Sound, Washington State
"Outside of a dog, there's nothing better than a good book; inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
You are, absolutely, a woodturner if there are spots of finish on every single set of safety glasses you own.
Russell Neyman.
Writer - Woodworker - Historian
Instructor: The Woodturning Experience
Puget Sound, Washington State
"Outside of a dog, there's nothing better than a good book; inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
You know you are a woodturner if you choose to go to the woodturning club rather than go out and celebrate your 50th wedding anniversary the same night.
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
A rake would work, but a leaf blower is faster. Make sure to use ear protection.
Jay
You're a woodturner if you sometimes wear shirts backward or inside out ... to keep wood chips from getting into unwanted areas of your body. The female turners will, especially, appreciate this comment.
Russell Neyman.
Writer - Woodworker - Historian
Instructor: The Woodturning Experience
Puget Sound, Washington State
"Outside of a dog, there's nothing better than a good book; inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
You know you're a woodturner if....every morning you wake up you have this song stuck in your head... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4