This is a funny thread. You guys are nut cases... I want to become a turner because of it.
Chris
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This is a funny thread. You guys are nut cases... I want to become a turner because of it.
Chris
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I guess my lathe would be grey poupon, cuz it's crappy?????
Buffalo lathe, never even found info on it!
Be a mentor, it's so much more fun throwing someone else into the vortex, than swirling it alone!
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Pickles, lettuce or fried green tomatos.Originally Posted by Travis Hirst
Just curious as to what you would call this color?
What you listen to is your business....what you hear is ours.
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Guess that would mean we almost have a full sandwich here huh>????
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All on a sesame bun!
In Memoriam
Relish!Just curious as to what you would call this color?
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(Insert background music of Beverly Hillbillies theme song)
Come and listen to a story 'bout a turner named Hoy(t)
Poor yankee boy had a lathe that was a toy
Then one day when he was turnin' on a block
Out through the wall went the Mayo's headstock
Gone, that is... dead lathe... scrap metal...
Well the next thing you know ol' Hoyt is in a pickle
Tryin’ to find a lathe, but he’s being mighty fickle
Says he wants “the best” and he needs it here today
So he orders up some Mustard to be delivered right away
Heavy duty, that is… Mustard gold… laaaaathe heaven…
Andy... the first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a BURNIN' DESIRE FOR SOME MUSTARD, BAY-BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that right theres funny
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[OP]
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You guys are killin me
What you listen to is your business....what you hear is ours.
In Memoriam
Well while you guys set back and argue over mustard and mayo, I'll just go to the shop and smile while turning on my 16" delta.
941.44 miles South of Steve Schlumph
TURN SAFE
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Then what the heck is Palmgren blue????
I know the voices in my head aren't real but boy do they come up with some good ideas !
People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love. - Claude Monet
In Memoriam
Refrigerator science experiment. I just checked my fridge and the color is spot on.Just curious as to what you would call this color?
Use the fence Luke
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First requirement...be a nut case..2nd requirement....start building your sandwich!
Last edited by Ken Fitzgerald; 02-22-2007 at 11:15 PM.
Ken
So much to learn, so little time.....
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Mark Cothren, you are a dream! I always turn to the Turners Forum for entertainment, and you guys really deliver. I am going to have this song going around in my head for days! I hope some day to actually meet some, or all, of you in person. Keep up the beautiful work. Talent is a treasure. It must be wonderful to have a hobby/job that is so satisfying, and I am sure on occasion is frustrating. But either way, you are doing something you love. How lucky is that?!
“Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
Bella Terra
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