I like VOTE NO!
I like VOTE NO!
Never, under any circumstances, consume a laxative and sleeping pill, on the same night
“Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
Bella Terra
Too lazy to work and too nervous to steel
A lot of people are like wheelbarrows. They are no good unless they are pushed.
The true character of a man is revealed in the way he treats someone who can not do anything for him.( my father) Just because you have a right to do it don't make it right.(law enforcement motto)" No greater love than this,that a man lay down his life for his friends" Jesus Christ
I like the one that goes something like, "Most of what you hear is opinion, and most of what you see is perspective."
Life offers no obstacles, only challenges.
- Author unknown
A sign over the entrance to SEAL training facility in Coronado Beach:
" The only easy day was yesterday"
One of my dad's favorites:
"The more you stir a t#rd the more stink you get on ya'"
As I am a collector of quotes, I've seen many here for the first time. Here are a few that I like.
“Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.” —Sophia Loren
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." - Unknown
"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep saying it." — Robert Frost
Everyone is tuned into the radio station WIFM — What's In it For Me.
- Jim Clemmer
"You never know when someone
May catch a dream from you.
You never know when a little word
Or something you may do
May open up the windows
Of a mind that seeks the light...
The way you live may not matter at all,
But you never know, it might."
- Unknown
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
- Margaret Thatcher
"The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something."
~Randy Pausch
If you live your life the right way, the karma will take care of itself...your dreams will come to you." ~Randy Pausch
"It's funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." - Somerset Maugham
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO! What a ride!’” ~Unknown
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I will have to come back to this thread as there just isn't enough time to read them all now.
Here are just a few of my favorites including my tag line.
If you can't stand solitude, you probably also bore others.
Anyone who isn't totally confused just doesn't understand the situation.
-Edward Murrow
A man who works with his hands is a laborer.
A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.
A man who works with his hands, his brains and his heart is an artist.
-Louis Nizer
- also seen attributed to St. Francis
jim
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"
If you're gonna be dumb . . . ya' better be tough!
Stupid Hurts
If I am what I eat, then I must be FAST, EASY and CHEAP!
If pro's are the opposite of con's, does that mean that congress is against progress? Gallagher (comedian)
I drink, therefore I am.
One is in my signature
The other
Murphy was an optimist.
The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
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